Friday, January 29, 2010


TGIF, Bitches! After I'm done with my full day of power-napping, extreme grooming, overindulging in the nomnom's, then I shall return to post something longer (but don't expect a lot of "substance").

I love Fridays because they lead to Saturdays. Saturdays are the best - the peeps are home to feed me in grand style, brush me, open the curtains for my sunbathing, ohhh I'm getting all tingly just thinking about Saturday!

Hasta la vista, meowchachos!


Thursday, January 21, 2010

Grooming Tip O'The Day

The Licking Of The Butt (Much like The Running Of The Bulls) takes skill and finesse & can be very dangerous if not executed properly. With a cat tongue like sandpaper and a sphincter like a delicate flower, there is potential for massive disaster if the licker is not adequately trained. Lucky fur me, I was born with pure talent, a a blessed gift, if you will.

Of course, this is only good for my own bum - I don't do random lickings!

So today's grooming tip is simply this: Lick with Caution, Lick with Care, Lick like your Life depends on it. Put your money where you mouth is!

...and we've hit TMI Max Capacity - Mission Accomplished!


p.s. Yes, I am Whacky & Weird - it's all part of my charm =D

Whooooshhhhhhhhhhh Kersplashhhhhhhhhhhh

It's raining, It's pouring,
Pretty soon my old man will be snoring!
I'm gonna hog up the bed & beg to be fed (Stinky Fancy Feast, puhleez!)
Then snicker at Maw when she has to get up fur work in da morning!

That's right, folks, it be raining like a mofo here right now! I LOVE the rain, but I do not like getting wet. Go figure! Go on, go figure...I'll wait. Please move a bit to the side whilst you figure so you don't block the road for the others that already have it all figured out.

Anywho, I'm listening to the wind blustering outside & the rain pelting the ground, water gushing down the rain gutter (watch out fur my mind, rain, it was there in the gutter first!) and I'm thinking how totally pawesome it is to have this li'l ole stormy storm. We don't get hardly any rain in these here parts and so it's a fantasmagorical eventitude when it does happen. Ahhh, dribbly bliss!

*sniff sniff* What is that I smell? Could it be? PIZZA?!?!?!? Pardon me while I go overpower the possessor of said pizza with my Furry Fists of Fury! Haiiiiiiiiiiii Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Victory (and that pizza) shall be MINEZ!!!

Take it eazy, take it breezy, just don't take it in the butt! (at least not without proper lubrification!),

Bizbee =^..^=

Sunday, January 10, 2010


Oh my word, I am SOOOO very tired! Power-napping all day really takes it out of me! Plus, my Obsessive Compulsive grooming habits are exhausting! Whewww, I barely have enough energy left right now to scarf down a treat (or four), lick my heiney and call it a night.

*lick* *lick* NIGHT!!!


Sunday, January 3, 2010

I wanna eat the living room wall!

My Mawmy & my Paw (mostly my Paw) painted our living room this weekend. Maw said the color looks like candied yams. mmmm, I wanna put some toasted marshymallows on da walls and nomnomnom it up!!! *droooooooool**slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*