The Licking Of The Butt (Much like The Running Of The Bulls) takes skill and finesse & can be very dangerous if not executed properly. With a cat tongue like sandpaper and a sphincter like a delicate flower, there is potential for massive disaster if the licker is not adequately trained. Lucky fur me, I was born with pure talent, a a blessed gift, if you will.
Of course, this is only good for my own bum - I don't do random lickings!
So today's grooming tip is simply this: Lick with Caution, Lick with Care, Lick like your Life depends on it. Put your money where you mouth is!
...and we've hit TMI Max Capacity - Mission Accomplished!
~B
p.s. Yes, I am Whacky & Weird - it's all part of my charm =D
Ponderings of a neurotic housecat who has an incredible imagination and a proclivity for being both indelicate and loving - often times in the same sentence. Therefore, so-called bad words have been seen here, twisted in with the good. Love me, and my sometimes naughty mouth, you won't be sorry! =^..^= P.S. I'm on Twitter, yep, so if you're curious about what it sounds like when a cat tweets (tweeting is not just for birds anymore) then you can find me at BizbeeKitty.
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