Thursday, January 21, 2010

Grooming Tip O'The Day

The Licking Of The Butt (Much like The Running Of The Bulls) takes skill and finesse & can be very dangerous if not executed properly. With a cat tongue like sandpaper and a sphincter like a delicate flower, there is potential for massive disaster if the licker is not adequately trained. Lucky fur me, I was born with pure talent, a a blessed gift, if you will.

Of course, this is only good for my own bum - I don't do random lickings!

So today's grooming tip is simply this: Lick with Caution, Lick with Care, Lick like your Life depends on it. Put your money where you mouth is!

...and we've hit TMI Max Capacity - Mission Accomplished!

~B

p.s. Yes, I am Whacky & Weird - it's all part of my charm =D

1 comment:

  1. WAHAHAHAHA!! Lick with Caution!! hahaha!! *shuffling away from Bizbee* I will lick my own butt, thanks.. =:3

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